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photo by Ron Bird |
I need to let you in on a secret, Chip and I have been recruited by Santa to help with Christmas packaging. We were approached about two years ago after Christmas by an undercover elf and asked if we could assist. Yeah, I know, you think I have gone bonkers. "It was bound to happen!, "I could see it coming for a while", etc. Believe what you want, but I know THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE!
The story goes like so, Santa doesn't have enough helpers. At the rate the population here on earth is multiplying, he can't keep up. So, according to Guy "the elf", he recruits certain parents that still hold Christmas near and dear to their hearts and have spread the Christmas spirit in the past to help. Chip and I thought about this mission and the responsibility it would require and gladly accepted. You see, Guy informed us that the only "gift" he would give us is an improvement in our gift packaging ability. We inquired if we could get super sonic speed or the ability to mute all noise but Guy "the elf" explained that because we were not elves per say we would not be bestowed these abilities. Which as all my undercover comrades know makes for our mission to be VERY DANGEROUS.
I am not supposed to share this information with anyone and we might lose our privileges because I can't hold a secret. But look at what we did on Christmas Eve: